i don’t text first unless ur bae or my drug dealer

(Source: h0mefry)

officialburger:

im not like other teenagers, im 51

claphne:

child

why u scream

epochayur:

people that can swim underwater in chlorine pools with their eyes open are not to be trusted

lindsaylohoean:

the only nation i will ever rule is procrastination

(Source: lindsaylohoean)

shipsnamedenterprise:

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

(Source: i-keep-cruising)

mvlans:

when someone says something so wrong that really pisses you off but you don’t wanna start an argument so you just sit there like

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actuates:

*punches you in the face*
“It’s a metaphor”

teshima-junta:

do you ever look at your url and go “hell yeah”

(Source: rougaaragami)

Sometimes I wish I was 29 with my life figured out & sometimes I wish I was 5 with my whole life ahead of me and not a care in the world
Reyna Biddy (via kushandwizdom)

solluxander:

can you illegally download sleep